Islands...

So how much is the cheapest island I can buy and go live on?  Anyone know?  Some days I just want to run away to an island (with my son of course) and get away from everything going on and falling down around me.  But with this island must come a 5 star hotel, cool snorkeling areas, zip lining, swim with the dolphins, great restaurants, a really nice pool...a few pool men included (lol), some fun people to hang out with, some good drinks and a cool water park would be nice too.  My island would include an airport strip for me to go to and from the island a nice yacht, oh and a house for me to live in with a chef a maid and a personal masseuse.  Ok, so I may be daydreaming today but boy what a nice island it would be...  Back to reality!  Hope you enjoyed my island...if I forgot anything let me know. :)